Monday, 28 January 2013


Dear Reader, the time has come to flee; my refuge has been discovered. The angry cries of the villagers grow louder and I can hear their slavering hounds baying for blood. In the midst of my hurried packing I glance out the window and see the ever-closer horde brandishing pitchforks and flaming torches.

In other words not torn from the script of a 1950s B-grade Dracula movie, I’m leaving forever. I know you’ve had ample time to get used to the idea of never reading another blog post from me ever again, and there are probably some of you who are surprised I’m still around at all, so I trust no one will be bereft at (or even aware of) my departure. While I always liked the idea of keeping my little blog around just in case I could ever be arsed to write anything again, there’s a certain loss of joie de bloggeur when an anonymous blog is no longer, well, anonymous.

This, then, is the end of Lonie Polony and her blog. Thank you to everyone who read and commented on it – I really do appreciate each and every kind word I ever received, and I guess even the unkind ones.

And in the end, the love I took was equal to the love I mook…or something.