Tuesday, 17 July 2007

A Growing Family Business

Lonie™ Polony is pleased to announce the imminent release of a new product currently in development.

As with all Lonie™ Polony lunchmeats, our customers can be assured of the highest standards of quality, taste and visual appeal – and of course, our famous ‘100% rectum free’ guarantee applies.

Look for the latest addition to our Lonie™ Polony range in early January 2008!

13 comments:

littlesnoring said...

I think 100% Rectum free is a good thing

Lonie Polony said...

Especially in human comestibles.

Diesel said...

As long as it's still got chicken feet in it, I'm good.

Captain Smack said...

No rectums? No thank you!

littlesnoring said...

It took me a while...

Are you having another babe?

Lonie Polony said...

Hey there Diesel - I never could bring myself to eat chicken feet. Pretty poor effort for a half-Asian.

Captain Smack - I suggest you try a service-station hotdog if recta are to your liking ;)

Littlesnoring - why yes, I am! (Much to the chagrin of my work. They concealed their annoyance law-abidingly well, though)

River said...

Another little "sausage"! Congratulations.

hazelblackberry said...

You'll do anything to stay away from the Department of Meat Products, won't you?

Big congrats.

mutleythedog said...

I actually like Polonie - I wonder why its called that? Also do they dye it that colour?

Lonie Polony said...

Thanks River. We're very pleased :)

Hazel - ah, you've discovered my secret. Tears for schoolgirls, and babies for public servants. Gets you out of stuff every time...

Mutley - I have no idea why it's called that, only that it provided a convenient rhyming nickname in my polony-sandwich schooldays. And I would suspect that, yes, bright red is not a naturally-occurring colour in sausage products ;)

Whitey said...

I don't think the baby bonus hits $5,000.

Are you sure you planned this properly?

Whitey said...

I meant to say the baby bonus is $5,000 as of July next year.

(I get confused with the word verification.)

Lonie Polony said...

Oh darn. There goes my whole profit-making scheme.