Monday, 23 July 2007

Queen Victoria’s Joke Book

Q: How did Lonie Polony spend her hard-earned day off?
A: Sick and miserable at home, looking after her sick child.

Q: Why was the baby bathed clutching two large balloons on sticks?
A: Because the sick and miserable mother could better endure a couple of eye-pokes here and there, than the inevitable tantrum.

Q: What’s the difference between a pig and a polony?
A: A pig wallows in mud, a Polony wallows in self-pity.

We are not amused.

8 comments:

littlesnoring said...

My sympathies... don't worry about wallowing in self-pity - I do it all the time... surely it can't be a bad thing.

Lonie Polony said...

Everything in moderation, Littlesnoring ;)

Diesel said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaah...

I don't get it.

jan said...

Keep your wonderful sense of humor.

River said...

Hope you are feeling better soon. Is it an illness or morning sickness? Either way I can't do anything except wish you well.

mutleythedog said...

I hopeyou are not pregnant again - especially after our "encounter"? Please reassure me you are just being a wally?

mutleythedog said...

I am waiting for news you know...I do not want to be a father again...

Lonie Polony said...

Hey Diesel - neither do I. I just pretend I do so as not to be left out.

Hi Jan - if by 'wonderful' you mean 'based on schadenfreude and usually mean-spirited', then I will ;)

River - thanks for the well-wishing. I am, unfortunately, now well enough to return to work :(

Hey Mutley, where you been? Already had the ultrasound, but you're off the hook - definitely human, not canine.