Queen Victoria’s Joke Book
Q: How did Lonie Polony spend her hard-earned day off?
A: Sick and miserable at home, looking after her sick child.
Q: Why was the baby bathed clutching two large balloons on sticks?
A: Because the sick and miserable mother could better endure a couple of eye-pokes here and there, than the inevitable tantrum.
Q: What’s the difference between a pig and a polony?
A: A pig wallows in mud, a Polony wallows in self-pity.
We are not amused.
8 comments:
My sympathies... don't worry about wallowing in self-pity - I do it all the time... surely it can't be a bad thing.
Everything in moderation, Littlesnoring ;)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaah...
I don't get it.
Keep your wonderful sense of humor.
Hope you are feeling better soon. Is it an illness or morning sickness? Either way I can't do anything except wish you well.
I hopeyou are not pregnant again - especially after our "encounter"? Please reassure me you are just being a wally?
I am waiting for news you know...I do not want to be a father again...
Hey Diesel - neither do I. I just pretend I do so as not to be left out.
Hi Jan - if by 'wonderful' you mean 'based on schadenfreude and usually mean-spirited', then I will ;)
River - thanks for the well-wishing. I am, unfortunately, now well enough to return to work :(
Hey Mutley, where you been? Already had the ultrasound, but you're off the hook - definitely human, not canine.
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