A Growing Family Business
Lonie™ Polony is pleased to announce the imminent release of a new product currently in development.
As with all Lonie™ Polony lunchmeats, our customers can be assured of the highest standards of quality, taste and visual appeal – and of course, our famous ‘100% rectum free’ guarantee applies.
Look for the latest addition to our Lonie™ Polony range in early January 2008!
13 comments:
I think 100% Rectum free is a good thing
Especially in human comestibles.
As long as it's still got chicken feet in it, I'm good.
No rectums? No thank you!
It took me a while...
Are you having another babe?
Hey there Diesel - I never could bring myself to eat chicken feet. Pretty poor effort for a half-Asian.
Captain Smack - I suggest you try a service-station hotdog if recta are to your liking ;)
Littlesnoring - why yes, I am! (Much to the chagrin of my work. They concealed their annoyance law-abidingly well, though)
Another little "sausage"! Congratulations.
You'll do anything to stay away from the Department of Meat Products, won't you?
Big congrats.
I actually like Polonie - I wonder why its called that? Also do they dye it that colour?
Thanks River. We're very pleased :)
Hazel - ah, you've discovered my secret. Tears for schoolgirls, and babies for public servants. Gets you out of stuff every time...
Mutley - I have no idea why it's called that, only that it provided a convenient rhyming nickname in my polony-sandwich schooldays. And I would suspect that, yes, bright red is not a naturally-occurring colour in sausage products ;)
I don't think the baby bonus hits $5,000.
Are you sure you planned this properly?
I meant to say the baby bonus is $5,000 as of July next year.
(I get confused with the word verification.)
Oh darn. There goes my whole profit-making scheme.
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