Wednesday 8 October 2008

Home Remedies

One doesn’t parent a young family without picking up a few home remedies along the way. Here is one I discovered this morning, which I’d like to share with you.

A Cure For Sleepfulness
Take one sleeping child which has crept unnoticed into your bed. While your husband attempts to reposition the child, have him smash its head into your skull.

Will also cure lack of headache.

If you’re really lucky, another time I’ll share my closely guarded remedy for slimness.

4 comments:

hazelblackberry said...

I often complain about the lack of headaches in my life. I wonder where I could get a small child from? Come to think of it: and a husband...

Lonie Polony said...

<:{ That's a wry smile. At least you still have a sense of humour, good on you hb.

hazelblackberry said...

Oh, yes. Gallows humour. Does anyone on the gallows actually exhibit gallows humour? I'd like to know.

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Nobody really wants to visit the doctor. There tend to be long waits in the waiting room then in the examination room. Nobody really wants to deal with expensive co-pays or a health care provider who cant recall your name without taking a look at your chart.