Saturday, 24 March 2007

Mother Of The Year

I’ve stuck stickers on my baby just so I can laugh at him perplexedly trying to remove them.

I’ve let him snack on ice-cream cones and eat food he dropped on the floor.

I’ve added chocolate syrup to his formula (which ‘they’ insist he must have while I’m at work) because I can’t get him to drink it any other way.

I’ve driven 200 metres down the road before Miss Lonie piped up: “Mummy didn’t strap me in!”

I’ve done all this and more because I’M THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!

(Britney Spears and Madame Bovary also ran.)


redcap said...

Hey, I do pretty much all that stuff to my cat and he's survived. When you leave your baby at a cattery and go on holiday, then we'll talk ;)

Anonymous said...

They LIKE brandy!! Sleep is a coincidence!

Lonie Polony said...

:( Now I've signed them up for 50 hours a week of 1:5 care and supervision. Really unsure whether the (very very slight, after expenses) financial gain is worth it...

redcap said...

Well, look on the bright side - you get some adult company and they get stronger immune systems.