Monday, 12 March 2007

Stunned (at his) Mullet

The other day I saw a barber – a barber, mark you! – with one of the longest, waviest, ugliest mullets I’d ever seen. It wasn’t even one of those so-called ‘fashion mullets’ (there’s an oxymoron if ever I’ve heard one) so popular with naked-emperor hairstylists and fashion victims everywhere. Think Billy Ray Cyrus at the height of his inexplicable Achy Breaky Heart popularity, then multiply by chigger to the power of 10.

Obviously a professional not to be trusted.


Nellie said...

Please indicate where the barber shop is located; I need to see it for myself.

Lonie Polony said...

Unfortunately, the townspeople armed with pitchforks and flaming brands are closing in. I dare not reveal my precise location. ;)